Nice to see you. Where have I been for the last 3 months? Oh, just hanging around. Painting my nails, watching youtube videos, stroking cats. That sort of thing. Nothing to blog about.
In all honesty I've been busy contemplating just about everything for the past three months which, I can only assume, means I am in the midst of a quarter-life crisis - HOORAY!
Anyway, no one wants to hear about the apparent misdirection of my life really do they? So I've been avoiding the whole blogging scene for a while. Well, that and I'm a bit of a lazy sod who can't be bothered to come up with anything particularly inspiring to share with you.
So here's nothing particularly inspiring that I will share with you instead:
1. Awwwww babeh. Ciate were doing a half price sale (From £9 down to £4.50) a couple of months back so I invested in a little treasure trove of goodies to see me through Autumn. I will do a more in depth post on the colours I've got but *spoiler alert* Ciate polishes immediately became my favourite the moment these arrived.
2. Everyone who's anyone has been reading 'The Fault in our Stars' by John Green. I am not everyone but I am anyone, so who am I to argue? From what I've read so far it seems pretty good but if I haven't cried myself into oblivion by the end of it, frankly I shall feel let down and misled.
3. I bought this lovely lovely lovely Topshop dress in the sale from £45 down to £20! I adore it, it's really flattering... considering I usually look like Princess Fiona in ogre-form, I think that this was a good investment.
4. YES, THAT IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. Unless you're not a massive nerd like me, in which case, no it is definitely not what you think it is. It is actually a Paul's Boutique bag or something equally as 'trendy' dressed up as Sherlock-themed Cluedo. And yes I bought it.
P.S. You can come and follow me on instagram (helenhearts), if you like. I don't post often but, hey, it might be more frequent than every three months - you never know your luck!